Lego Easter Bunnies!

SERIOUS EASTER BUNNIES AND TASTY LEGO EGGS!
Who wouldn't want to take a bite into the sweet chewey plastic. The blue one looks like he could take a punch. And by that, I mean the rabbit in front of the blue egg. HEY! HE COULD TAKE YOU OUT! We should fight about it. Winner gets all my Lego*.


Hip hop hippity Lego Hop over to the deets if you would like to build the buns!

*if you touch my lego, ill tell my mum, and you are sooo in trouble!

Lego Spray Paint Can Exploding!!

Wholie exploding Lego spray can b-man! There was one time this happened to me while trying to tag the wall. Well, a wall. Well, my bedroom wall.. Well, my room is kind of like an apartment, for me. Usually the ladies love it. Well, some of them do, but wholie shamolie did you see that Lego explosion in that picture? Pretty amazing really.
Back to my apartment, you should come over some time. It has some of that green and yellow in it. A little. Ok none. Just this picture printed out in black and white. Ok, so I drew it with a pen.
SHEESH!!

To see a close up of the kabooming Lego spraycan, explode here.

Basic Lego Video Game Creations

If you are a fan of video games, and also live in your own "apartment" above the garage, then these little friends will be no strangers to you.
One time a girl came over, it was going well till she refused top bunk. Which worked out quite nicely as I spent a whole night playing Lego Batman and er.. HEY, I HAVE STANDARDS!

Wanna play teeny tiny video games with me?

These basic Lego video game creations need your clicking clickity clicks!

Lego Robot Santa Claus!

E-GADS! Its evil Lego Santa Claus in the brick kind of real life! Have you been good enough to keep clear of his wrath? If you have not heard the legends, then you are in for a treat.. cause you wont find out from me. Mostly cause I cant afford the power bill and need some coal to keep me warm.
Speaking of which..

.. can i borrow five bucks?

Click here to welcome our festively plump overlord.

Lego Digital Camera (That actually works!)

LEGO FREAKIN CAMERAS ARE IN STOCK! Oh and digital too for all the kids out there. Let me tell you back in my day, we were lucky to draw a picture using rocks from the fire. The charcoal was the closest thing to digital we had. I was a true artist back then. Perhaps you have heard of me?

And just look at the smile on her face. What a teeny camera. Turns out its packing a 3 mega pixel camera in it. Thats almost enough pixels to fit my ego in.. almost.

You could stick some little lego mans onto the top, perhaps a bobba fett and show the world what you can do. Or be like me and just stay home crying at how lonely I am.. Do they make Lego Whisky yet?

To feel closer to the sweet lady with the Lego Digital Camera in the picture... clickarooonie.

Lego Belt. ACTUAL SIZE!!

Ok, so this Lego Belt totally beats your non-lego-belt. Those silly people who make rules say that you can not stick actual lego blocks to it. IS THAT WHAT THEY THINK? Well they have another thing coming. A few licks from my hot glue gun and this puppy is gonna be busting the 4x2 and 2x2 and 1x1 blocks out of anywhere the glue touches. EVEN YOU!

You could take that as a warning, or invite to party with me and and possibly help me unstick my hands from my pants.

Please?

Help?!

HELLO?!!

Feel the warmth of sweet Lego wrapped around your body here.

Lego Master Chief Helmet !!

Have you ever seen such a thing as a spartan helmet made out of Lego.. and by that I mean a Lego Master Chief Helmet. It looks rather heavy and also comfortable with all the foam on the inside.
If it were up to me, we would all be wearing these things running around screaming PEW PEW PEW! pointing out hands shaped as pistolas at each other.
There was a dude at the office who did that one time. Sadly even fake PEW's can take down a full grown man. Well, at least reduce him to tears. I swear he looked like a covenant elite!

Ok, so I headbutted him with my overenthusiastic PEWS!!!

Click here for some crazy fun unsc ZOOM AND ENHANCE!