Wednesday, December 1, 2010

Basic Lego Video Game Creations


If you are a fan of video games, and also live in your own "apartment" above the garage, then these little friends will be no strangers to you.
One time a girl came over, it was going well till she refused top bunk. Which worked out quite nicely as I spent a whole night playing Lego Batman and er.. HEY, I HAVE STANDARDS!

Wanna play teeny tiny video games with me?

These basic Lego video game creations need your clicking clickity clicks!

Monday, November 29, 2010

Lego Robot Santa Claus!


E-GADS! Its evil Lego Santa Claus in the brick kind of real life! Have you been good enough to keep clear of his wrath? If you have not heard the legends, then you are in for a treat.. cause you wont find out from me. Mostly cause I cant afford the power bill and need some coal to keep me warm.
Speaking of which..

.. can i borrow five bucks?

Click here to welcome our festively plump overlord.

Monday, November 22, 2010

Lego Digital Camera (That actually works!)


LEGO FREAKIN CAMERAS ARE IN STOCK! Oh and digital too for all the kids out there. Let me tell you back in my day, we were lucky to draw a picture using rocks from the fire. The charcoal was the closest thing to digital we had. I was a true artist back then. Perhaps you have heard of me?

And just look at the smile on her face. What a teeny camera. Turns out its packing a 3 mega pixel camera in it. Thats almost enough pixels to fit my ego in.. almost.

You could stick some little lego mans onto the top, perhaps a bobba fett and show the world what you can do. Or be like me and just stay home crying at how lonely I am.. Do they make Lego Whisky yet?

To feel closer to the sweet lady with the Lego Digital Camera in the picture... clickarooonie.

Lego Belt. ACTUAL SIZE!!

Ok, so this Lego Belt totally beats your non-lego-belt. Those silly people who make rules say that you can not stick actual lego blocks to it. IS THAT WHAT THEY THINK? Well they have another thing coming. A few licks from my hot glue gun and this puppy is gonna be busting the 4x2 and 2x2 and 1x1 blocks out of anywhere the glue touches. EVEN YOU!

You could take that as a warning, or invite to party with me and and possibly help me unstick my hands from my pants.

Please?

Help?!

HELLO?!!

Feel the warmth of sweet Lego wrapped around your body here.

Monday, November 15, 2010

Lego Master Chief Helmet !!


Have you ever seen such a thing as a spartan helmet made out of Lego.. and by that I mean a Lego Master Chief Helmet. It looks rather heavy and also comfortable with all the foam on the inside.
If it were up to me, we would all be wearing these things running around screaming PEW PEW PEW! pointing out hands shaped as pistolas at each other.
There was a dude at the office who did that one time. Sadly even fake PEW's can take down a full grown man. Well, at least reduce him to tears. I swear he looked like a covenant elite!

Ok, so I headbutted him with my overenthusiastic PEWS!!!

Click here for some crazy fun unsc ZOOM AND ENHANCE!

Wednesday, November 3, 2010

Lego Wii Remote!!@!

If you have not heard about this yet, you are in for a treat. YES ITS A LEGO WII REMOTE! It has to be the greatest thing anyone will get this Christmas. Can you imagine the delight on your own face when you steal this from your children who think its for them? DO YOU? It will be glorious.
Swish and wiggle and waggle your way to victory with this happy lil feller.

If you would like to send me one too, that would be awefully nice of you. We could build little houses on it and name our children after the little monkeys we see at the zoo. Oh the good times we would have. Ohhhh there would be times. . can we hold hands now?

For more waggling action, check out the Lego Wii Remote here.

Lego iPhone 4 in the wild!



Well, I have to assume its a Lego iPhone 4. Perhaps in a neat case to stop the death grip. By Lego Dath Vader? Who wouldn't want to make a call on this cute little phone. Actually, it looks a lot like liquorish all-sorts YUM. It seems to be pretty much the correct size too. If anyone actually gets it working, gimmie a call and we can chat about puppies.. everyone likes puppies.

Make your own call on the Lego iPhone here.

Wednesday, October 20, 2010

Lego Bacon.. MMMmmmmmmm delicious.


Lego Bacon you say?! Yes indeed, this tasty tasty king of meats is now frying its way onto your screen in a funny wee video of the said bacon frying.. lego styles.
What can't bacon do. Seriously. There was that one time where I feed some bacon to a dog. Turns out it was actual size lego bacon. Long story short, there were teeny bacon coloured blocks all over my neighbors lawn for the next week. They had it coming really, seriously what kind of neighbor denies their dog lego bacon. It was only right to step in.

Lets all take a moment to think of the poor dog. What a champ!

To check out the sizzling video of the Lego Bacon.. Click here.

Sunday, October 17, 2010

Lego Batman and Robin AND Batmobile!


Holie blocky underwear Lego Batman! Its about time there was a caped crusader with a utility belt that can use 2x2 and 2x4 blocks as weaponry! And a Lego Robin, AND A LEGO BATMOBILE!
POW!
Lego Batman even has the little pointy ears. Would you let him save you when crime was upon you?
I probably would. Who could resist building him into the Lego Joker.. but blue. A Batman-mobile. It would truly be a glorious moment for those of you who enjoy the best custom Lego creations.

For a POW, a SOCK, and a WALLOP, head over here to check out more pictures of the b-man himself!

Monday, October 11, 2010

Lego Zelda! Link from The Wind Waker


Lego Link was created by the same dude who did the Scott Pilgrim action figure guy. Remember the days of the Game Cube. All those hours staring at the cell-shaded happiness of the wind waker.
Have you ever thought about Scott and Link battling. It would possibly end in delicious rocking out and rupee finding. Which really wouldn't be so bad.

Can I borrow 5 Rupees?

You can sail the seas of Hyrule thanks to fredoichi here.

Lego Scott Pilgrim action figure.


This Lego Scott Pilgrim action looking dude looks pretty much like the real thing, well, the real thing from the comic book/graphic novel. Mostly if you squint your eyes and wiggle your head around a bit. Its quite unusual to see people attempted out of lego.
If you have not seen the movie, well, this version of Scott is awesome. He could almost be a Gundam, though its quite unlikely he.. actually, he could fight with love. Thats his schtick.. right?!

Check out a muchos largos version of Scott Pilgrim vs The Lego World here.

Wednesday, October 6, 2010

Lego Daft Punk Pyramid


Daft Punk Lego is possibly the most robotic thing apart from Gundam's to grace the world of robotic Lego blocks.
The french duo seem to be rocking a lonely crowd at this event. Perhaps they were practicing before the Warped tour? Regardless, it makes me want to be a freakin robot more than ever. Perhaps you could become one too and we could bust some moves all over Tokyo.

What do you say, my electronic siblings? Who do you choose, Guy-Manuel de Homem-Christo or Thomas Bangalter.

This custom built set is not to be confused with the 1000% Kubric Daft Punk set. This awesome set was built by Dave Kaleta.

Lego Daft Punk Pyramid.