Lego Robot Santa Claus!

E-GADS! Its evil Lego Santa Claus in the brick kind of real life! Have you been good enough to keep clear of his wrath? If you have not heard the legends, then you are in for a treat.. cause you wont find out from me. Mostly cause I cant afford the power bill and need some coal to keep me warm.
Speaking of which..

.. can i borrow five bucks?

Click here to welcome our festively plump overlord.

Lego Digital Camera (That actually works!)

LEGO FREAKIN CAMERAS ARE IN STOCK! Oh and digital too for all the kids out there. Let me tell you back in my day, we were lucky to draw a picture using rocks from the fire. The charcoal was the closest thing to digital we had. I was a true artist back then. Perhaps you have heard of me?

And just look at the smile on her face. What a teeny camera. Turns out its packing a 3 mega pixel camera in it. Thats almost enough pixels to fit my ego in.. almost.

You could stick some little lego mans onto the top, perhaps a bobba fett and show the world what you can do. Or be like me and just stay home crying at how lonely I am.. Do they make Lego Whisky yet?

To feel closer to the sweet lady with the Lego Digital Camera in the picture... clickarooonie.

Lego Belt. ACTUAL SIZE!!

Ok, so this Lego Belt totally beats your non-lego-belt. Those silly people who make rules say that you can not stick actual lego blocks to it. IS THAT WHAT THEY THINK? Well they have another thing coming. A few licks from my hot glue gun and this puppy is gonna be busting the 4x2 and 2x2 and 1x1 blocks out of anywhere the glue touches. EVEN YOU!

You could take that as a warning, or invite to party with me and and possibly help me unstick my hands from my pants.

Please?

Help?!

HELLO?!!

Feel the warmth of sweet Lego wrapped around your body here.

Lego Master Chief Helmet !!

Have you ever seen such a thing as a spartan helmet made out of Lego.. and by that I mean a Lego Master Chief Helmet. It looks rather heavy and also comfortable with all the foam on the inside.
If it were up to me, we would all be wearing these things running around screaming PEW PEW PEW! pointing out hands shaped as pistolas at each other.
There was a dude at the office who did that one time. Sadly even fake PEW's can take down a full grown man. Well, at least reduce him to tears. I swear he looked like a covenant elite!

Ok, so I headbutted him with my overenthusiastic PEWS!!!

Click here for some crazy fun unsc ZOOM AND ENHANCE!

Lego Wii Remote!!@!

If you have not heard about this yet, you are in for a treat. YES ITS A LEGO WII REMOTE! It has to be the greatest thing anyone will get this Christmas. Can you imagine the delight on your own face when you steal this from your children who think its for them? DO YOU? It will be glorious.
Swish and wiggle and waggle your way to victory with this happy lil feller.

If you would like to send me one too, that would be awefully nice of you. We could build little houses on it and name our children after the little monkeys we see at the zoo. Oh the good times we would have. Ohhhh there would be times. . can we hold hands now?

For more waggling action, check out the Lego Wii Remote here.

Lego iPhone 4 in the wild!

Well, I have to assume its a Lego iPhone 4. Perhaps in a neat case to stop the death grip. By Lego Dath Vader? Who wouldn't want to make a call on this cute little phone. Actually, it looks a lot like liquorish all-sorts YUM. It seems to be pretty much the correct size too. If anyone actually gets it working, gimmie a call and we can chat about puppies.. everyone likes puppies.

Make your own call on the Lego iPhone here.